Wednesday 25 December 2013

new way of looking at things... Ha ha ha!!!


MAKE UP/TIME UP

My Time's UP? 


A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to   the  hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near death  experience.   

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"   

God  said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and   8 days to live ." 

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck.     She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!   

Since she had  so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.   
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.   

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by  an ambulance.   

Arriving  in front of God, she demanded,   
"I thought you     said I had another 43 years.   
Why  didn't you pull me from   out of the path of the  ambulance?"  








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God replied:  


"I didn't recognize you!"



 Moral:  Avoid over MAKE UP  

Monday 23 December 2013

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Tips for a Secure Password


Lets face it - everyone has problems with creating and remembering secure passwords. Thats why we decided to help.

Tips on how to create and remember your passwords:

Use the first letters of a sentence that you will remember,e.g. "I have 3 cats: Fluffy, Furry and Shaggy" gives: Ih3c:FF&S, or Bouncing tigers have every right to ice-cream becomes: Bther2I-C.

Take the name of the website and then add your personal twist, like your height or your friends home address (e.g. AmazonOceanRd). Avoid using your own contact details like your phone number or house number.

Remove the vowels from a word or phrase e.g. "I like eating pancakes becomes: Ilktngpncks.

Use a phrase from your favourite book and then add the page, paragraph or chapter number.

The Dos and Don'ts of creating passwords
 

DOs:

Mix letters, numbers and symbols, and use case sensitivity (upper and lower case letters)

The longer the better. Use passwords that are longer than 6 characters.

Change your passwords at least every 60 days, cycling the numeric values up or down makes the new password easy to remember.

Try copying and pasting at least some of the characters in your password that way key loggers wont be able to track your keystrokes.



DON'Ts: 

Dont use words or phrases or numbers that have personal significance. It is very easy for someone to guess or identify your personal details like date of birth.

Avoid writing your password down, use a reputable password manager to manage all your passwords.

Dont use the same password for several logins, especially if they involve sensitive financial or other personal information.

Dont tell anybody your password.

When registering on websites that ask for your email address, never use the same password as your email account.

Sunday 22 December 2013

Images... Good One


Always give 100% at your workplace and that's how...  


The Original Computer


Though liquor companies are not allowed to make Beer for children some guy with a failed primary education has done it. Have a look...




Some tips are invaluable.


Outsourcing has been a boon for Indian economy but it did create some trouble for US products. Here's an example..


Here's a picture depicting the four satges of life in the most appropriate way.


See why no girl stays overnight at this guy's place...


A perfect example of the people who take their work a bit too seriously...


This happens only in America


Iraqi BMW with dedicated ASS power ...




Ever wondered why Italic fonts are always tilted? Here's how it all started....

Some tips for CV

 

Your CV is your marketing brochure through which you try to sell a commodity, ie your skills to the potential buyer ie the prospective employer. The sole purpose of your CV is to fetch you an interview call. Nothing more, nothing less.
However, creating a CV isn't as simple as just using flowery language and pretty fonts. There are certain things that put recruiters off and if you want to make a good impression, make sure you do not commit these mistakes in what is arguably the most valuable document of your job hunt. 

While the rules listed are well-founded, they are not carved in stone. At times you will need to break the rules. If you want to add these things knowingly and purposefully to your CV we advise you to do that.
The points mentioned here are not listed in the order of priority; instead they are listed in the sequence in which they usually appear on a CV.

~ Colorful or glossy paper and flashy fonts
Your CV is a formal, official document. Keep it simple.

~ Resume or CV at the top 
Many people tend to add headings to their CV. The usual are CV, Curriculum Vitae and Resume. Do not do this.

~ Photographs until askedDo not add your photo to the CV until you have been asked for it. Photographs are required only for certain types of positions like models, actors etc. 

~ Usage of 'I', 'My', 'He', 'She'Do not use these in your CV. Many candidates write, 'I worked as Team Leader for XYZ Company' or 'He was awarded Best Employee for the year 2007'. Instead use bullet points to list out your qualifications/ experience like: Team leader for XYZ Company from 20010-2013.

~ Spelling mistakes and grammatical errorsProofread your CV until you are confident that it doesn't have any spelling mistakes or grammatical errors. These are big put-offs for the recruiters. Moreover, sometimes these mistakes might land you in an embarrassing situation.

A candidate who submitted his CV without proofreading it committed the mistake of wrongly spelling 'ask' as 'ass'. Now you can imagine the type of embarrassment he must have faced during the interview, when the interviewer pointed it out. These mistakes tend to convey a lazy and careless attitude to the interviewer.

~ Lies about your candidatureDo not lie about your past jobs or qualifications or anything which might have an impact on the job. You may be able to secure a job with these lies today but tomorrow you may lose it as well.

~ Abbreviations or jargon that is difficult to understandPeople screening your resume usually belong to the HR department. If they do not understand what the abbreviations and jargon mean, they will simply dump your CV in the trash can. Avoid over-using such terms as far as possible.

~ Reasons for leaving last jobLeave these reasons to be discussed during the personal interview. For example, some candidates write: Reason for leaving the last job: Made redundant. Avoid making such statements in your CV, they add no value. Besides, if you do get an interview call, chances are the interviewer will address the issue.

~ Past failures or health problemsMentioning these immediately slash your chances of getting an interview call.
For instance, you have a gap in your employment because you started your own business which did not do well. Some candidates might write -- Reason for gap in employment: Started own business which failed. Do not do this type of injustice with your job hunt at this stage of writing the CV.

~ Current or expected salaryLeave it to be discussed while negotiating the salary.

~ Irrelevant detailsLeave out the details like marital status, sex, passport number, number of kids, age of kids. These are usually irrelevant for most interviewers but at times could be used as a basis for discrimination.

~ ReferencesDo not include them until asked. In fact, it is not even required to mention the line 'Reference available on request'. If the recruiter requires a reference, he/she will ask you to bring it along for the interview.
Now that you have run through the list, take a fresh look at your CV and prune away unnecessary details and unaffordable blunders that could have cost you your dream job

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