| SNo. | Description of offence | Section / Rule | Maximum of punishment Term of Imprisonment/Fine |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Driving without holding an effective driving license | S.3r/w.S181 of M.V. Act. | 3 months or Rs. 500 or both |
| 2. | Driving by an under-aged person (Minor driving vehicle) | S.4r/w.S.181 of M. V. Act. | 3 months or Rs. 500 or both |
| 3. | Owner or person in-charge of a vehicle permitting an unlicensed person or an under-aged person to drive it (Parents/guardians/friends permitting minor to drive vehicle) | S.5r/w.S.180 of M. V. Act. | 3 months or Rs. 1000 or both |
| 4. | Holder of a driving license permitting it to be used by other person | S.6(2)r/w.S 177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 5. | (i) Disqualified person driving a vehicle or (ii) applying for or obtaining a driving license or (iii) seeking a license without disclosing endorsements made on driving license previously held. | S.23r/w.S.182(1) of M. V. Act. | 3 months or Rs. 500 |
| 6. | (i) Disqualified conductor acting as conductor or (ii) applying for or obtaining a conductor's license or (iii) seeking a license without disclosing endorsements made on license previously held | S.36r/w.S. 182 of M. V. Act. | One month or Rs. 100 or both |
| 7. | Running driving school without a license | R.24 of C.M.V. Rules r/w S.177 of M.V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 8. | Driving a vehicle at an excessive speed | S.112r/w S.183(1) of M.V. Act. | Rs. 400 for first offence Rs. 1,000 for second or subsequent offence |
| 9. | Any person permitting his employee or a person subject to his control to drive a vehicle at an excessive speed | S. 112 r/w S.183 (2) of M. V. Act. | Rs. 300 for first offence Rs. 500 for second or subsequent offence |
| 10. | Driving permitting to drive a vehicle carrying excess load | Ss.113(3),114,115 r/w S.194(1) of M. V. Act. | Minimum Rs. 2,000 and additional Rs. 1,000 per ton of excess load together with charges for off-loading the excess load. |
| 11. | Driving refusing to stop and submit his vehicle to weighing or removing the load prior to weighing | S.114 r/w S.194 (2) of M. V. Act. | Rs. 3,000 |
| 12. | Any person driving or permitting to drive any vehicle with a left-hand steering control unless equipped with a device of a prescribed nature. | S.120 r/w S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 13. | Driving dangerously / its abetment | S.184/S.188 of M. V. Act. | 6 months or Rs.1,000 for first offence or both 2 years or Rs.2,000 for second or subsequent offence within 3 years of previous commission or both |
| 14. | Driving by a drunken person or by a person under influence of drugs/its abetment | S.185/S.188 of M. V. Act. | 6 months or Rs. 2,000 for first offence or both. 2 Years or Rs. 3000 for second or subsequent offence committed within 3 year of previous commission or both. |
| 15. | Driving when mentally or physically unfit to drive/its abetment | S.186/S.188 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 200 for first offence Rs. 500 for second or subsequent offence |
| 16. | Driving an uninsured vehicle. | S.146 r/w. S. 196 of M. V. Act. | 3 months or Rs. 1,000 or both |
| 17. | Driver's failure to obey traffic signs (Red light jumping, violation of yellow line, changing lane without indication, etc.) | S.119 r/w S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence. |
| 18. | Driver's failure to make prescribed signals on prescribed occasions | S.121 r/w. S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 19. | Violation of restriction of time on HTVs on specified roads/areas | S.115 r/w S. 194 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 2,000 |
| 20. | Driver allowing any person to obstruct his control of the vehicle (Sitting at a place so as to hamper driving etc.) | S.125 r/w S.177 of M. v. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 21. | Driver of a two-wheeler/motor cycle carrying more then one person in addition to himself(Triple riding) | S.128 (1) r/w S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence. |
| 22. | Driver and pillion rider failing to wear protective head gear (Helmet) | S.129 r/w S. 177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 23. | Any person in-charge or a vehicle or a trailer abandoning or permitting to abandon, etc. in a public place (Improper and obstructive parking) | Ss.122, 127 r/w S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence (owner shall also be liable for towing costs) |
| 24. | Any person in-charge of a vehicle carrying or permitting to carry any person on the running board etc. | S.123(1) r/w S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 25. | Any person in charge of a vehicle keeping or permitting to keep a vehicle stationery without the required precautions | S.126 r/w S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 26. | Failure to take precautions at unguarded Railway level crossings | S.131 r/w S. 177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 27. | Failure of driver to stop in certain cases | S.132 r/w S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 28. | Using mobile phone while driving a vehicle | R.21(25) of C.M.V. rules r/w S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 29. | Carrying persons in excess of seating capacity in goods carriage | R.21(10) of C.M.V. Rules r/w S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 30. | Demanding excess fare by Autorickshaw / Taxi | R.21(23) of C. M. V. Rules r/w S. 177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 31. | Driving motor vehicle without number plates (Not displaying number plate) | R.50 of C.M.V. Rules r/w S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 32. | Carrying of explosive and highly inflammable substance in transport vehicle. | S. 177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 33. | Any person travelling on the running board or on the top or on the bonnet of a motor vehicle. | S.123(2) r/w S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 34. | Any person keeping a disabled vehicle in any public place so as to cause impediment to the free flow of traffic. | S. 201 of M.V. Act. | Rs. 50 per hour besides towing charges |
| 35. | Failure to intimate changes of residence or place of business by owner of a vehicle within time prescribed. | S.49 r/w S.177 of M.V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence (However, State Government may prescribe different amounts having regard to period of delay) |
| 36. | Failure to report to Registering Authority fact of transfer of vehicle within time prescribed | S.50 r/w S.177 of M. V. Act. | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence (However, State Government may prescribe different amounts having regard to period of delay) |
| 37. | Unauthorised alteration in vehicle (including those facilitating its operation by a different type of fuel) | S.52 r/w S.177 of M. V. Act | Rs.100 for first offence Rs.300 for second or subsequent offence (However, State Government may prescribe different amounts having regard to period of delay) |
| 38. | Driver, in a public place, failing to produce his license, on demand, to any police officer in uniform | S.130(1) r/w S.177 of M. V. Act | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 39. | Conductor, in any public place, failing to produce his license, on demand, by any officer of the Motor Vehicles Department | S.130(2) r/w S.177 of M. V. Act | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 40. | Owner or driver or person in-charge of a motor vehicle, on demand by a registering authority, or any other officer of the Motor Vehicles Department failing to produce (i) the certificate of insurance of the vehicle, and where the vehicle is a transport vehicle (ii) certificate of fitness, and (iii) permit | S.130(3) r/w S.177 of M. V. Act | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 41. | Any person driving a motor vehicle in any public place, on demand by a police officer in uniform or officers of Motor Vehicles Department, failing to produce (a) (a) The certificate of insurance. (b) (b) The certificate of registration. (c) (c) The driving license & in case of a transport vehicle. (d) (d) Certificate of fitness and (e) (e) The permit | S.158 r/w S.177 of M. V. Act | Rs. 100 for first offence. Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence. |
| 42. | When the driver or conductor of a motor vehicle is accused of any offence under the M. V. Act. The owner of such vehicle failing, on demand, by a police officer authorised to give information regarding the name and address of and the license held by the driver or conductor. | S.133 r/w S.187 of M. V. Act | 3 months or Rs.500 for the first offence or both 6 months or Rs. 1,000 for subsequent offence or both |
| 43. | When any person is injured or any property of a third party is damaged in a motor vehicle accident, the driver or person in-charge of the vehicle. (a) (a) Not providing medical aid to the victim of the accident. (b) (b) Not giving information regarding the accident, etc. on demand by a police officer or at the nearest police station. (c) (c) not giving the information regarding accident to the insurer. | S.134 r/w S.187 of M. V. Act | 3 months or Rs. 500 for first offence or both 6 months or Rs.1, 000 for subsequent offence or both. |
| 44. | Any person driving or owner permitting to drive vehicle without effective registration or displaying false registration marks in any public or in any other place (Using "unregistered vehicles" or displaying" "Applied for") | S.39(1) r/w S. 192(1) of M. V. Act | Upto Rs. 5,000 for first offence but not less than Rs. 2,000 One year or upto Rs. 10,000 for second or subsequent offence but not less than Rs. 5,000 or both |
| 45. | Plying a vehicle with registration mark or other State for more than 12 months | S.47 r/w S.177 of M. V. Act | Rs. 100 for first offence Rs. 300 for second or subsequent offence |
| 46. | Any person driving or permitting to drive a vehicle without the necessary permit for the route or area in which or for the purpose for which it is being used | S. 66(1) r/w S.192-A of M. V. Act | Upto Rs. 5,000 for first offence but not less than Rs. 2,000 Upto one year but not being les than 3 months, upto Rs.10,000 for second or subsequent offence but not less than Rs. 5,000 |
| 47. | Any manufacturer using sub-standard articles or process | S. 109(3) r/w S.182-A of M.V. Act | Rs. 1,000 for first offence Rs. 5,000 for second or subsequent offence |
| 48. | Any person driving or permitting to drive in any public place a defective motor vehicle or trailer, if such defect results in an accident causing bodily injury or damage to property | S. 190 (1) of M. V. Act | 3 months or Rs. 1,000 or both |
| 49. | Any person driving or permitting to drive in any public place any motor vehicle which violates the standards prescribed in relation to road safety, control of noise and air pollution. (Using vehicle with defective or without silence, etc.) | S. 190(2) of M. V. Act | Rs. 1,000 for first offence Rs. 2,000 for second or subsequent offence |
| 50. | Any person driving or permitting to drive in any public place a motor vehicle which violates the provisions of M. V. Act or Rules relating to dangerous or hazardous goods. | S.190(3) of M. V. Act | One year of Rs. 3,000 for first offence or both 3 years or Rs. 5,000 for second or subsequent offence or both. |
| 51. | Any importer or dealer selling, delivering or offering to sell or deliver a motor vehicle or trailer in such a condition or altered condition that its use in a public place would contravene Chap. VII of M. V. Act. | S. 191 of M. V. Act | Rs. 500 |
| 52. | Any person travelling in a stage carriage without ticket or pass, or not producing ticket or pass on requisition | S. 124 r/w S.178(1) of M. V. Act | Rs. 500 |
| 53. | Conductor of a stage carriage wilfully or negligently failing to accept fare or issue ticket or supplies a ticket of a lesser value or Checking inspector wilfully or negligently failing or refusing to check pass or ticket | S. 178(2) of M. V. Act | Rs. 500 |
| 54. | Permit holder or contract carriage refusing to ply or to carry passengers : (a) (a) in the case of two-wheelers or three-wheelers (b) (b) in the case of others | S.178(3) of M. V. Act | Rs. 50 Rs. 200 |
| 55. | Any person disobeying directions given by any person or authority empowered, or obstructing any person or authority in the discharge of his functions under the M. V. Act | S. 179(1) of M. V. Act | Rs. 500 |
| 56. | Any passenger withholding the required information or giving false information | S. 179(2) of M. V. Act | One month or Rs. 500 or both |
| 57. | Racing and trials of speed | S. 189 of M. V. Act | One month or Rs. 500 or both |
| 58. | Any person engaging himself as an agent or canvasser in contravention of S. 93 or Rules made thereunder | S. 93r / wS.193 of M.V. Act. | Rs. 1,000 for first offence 6 months or Rs. 2000 for second or subsequent offence or both. |
| 59. | Taking vehicle without authority | S. 197 of M. V. Act | 3 months or Rs. 500 or both |
| 60. | Unauthorized interference with vehicle | S.198 of M.V. Act | Rs. 100 |
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Wednesday, 30 July 2014
Offences and penalties under motor vehicle act in India
Saturday, 8 March 2014
Meditation: A Key To Develop Psychic Powers
You must have heard of this term several times and might be practicing too. But, meditation is not of one type or one way. It has got several steps and forms as per the requirement. This meditation is for you, not for your almighty or anyone else. You can perform it your way, without following strict steps. However, there are some simple steps mentioned here for you for attaining the meditation level.
1] Wear light shade clothes, preferably white.
2] Clothes should be loose enough to make you feel comfortable from all parts of your body.
3] Sit in a silent room, preferably dark (if you are not scared of darkness).
4] There should be no tensions in your mind, like somebody is about to come and you have to open the door or your mom is ill and she can call you anytime. Just tell everyone at home not to disturb you because you want to spend some private time with yourself.
5] Sit in the most comfortable position on a couch, preferably cushioned stool of height at least 2 feet.
6] Close your eyes and start breathing slowly.
7] Take full breaths and concentrate on third eye.
8] Relax your body, forget all troubles and make your mind tension free.
9] Concentrate on the scenes coming to your eyes, no matter how beautiful or horrible are they, let them flow. After some time, everything will be fine and you will feel very light like a feather.
10] Now, you will find that your imagination is taking you to a wonderful ride that you had never expected. They might turn horrible, fight with them. If they are beautiful, cherish them. And, if you believe in God or worship a deity, find them and talk to them. During this time you can ask them for anything you want. They will bless you.
11] Practice this act regularly on each day; you will start feeling more sensitive to the unseen and unheard things.
Meditation is the art that is being practiced since years. It is basically a part of Yoga but sometimes require assistance of a practitioner to save you from the troubles arising from deep meditation.
A handbook for each and every year indeed! - Health - Personality - Society - Life
A handbook for each and every year indeed!
Health
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy..
5. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer.
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2013
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes’ walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
Personality
11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't overdo. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18.. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Society
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
Life
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. TIME heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.
Health
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy..
5. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer.
6. Play more games.
7. Read more books than you did in 2013
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes’ walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
Personality
11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't overdo. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake.
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
18.. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Society
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
Life
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. TIME heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
37. The best is yet to come.
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.
Preserve Environments , Think Twice before Trashing Metrerials
HOW LONG IT TAKES TO DECOMPOSE?
A useful reminder to preserve our environment.
Just think about the list below before throwing something on the soil.? Pl circulate-Ilyas
Paper Towel - 2-4 weeks?
Banana Peel - 3-4 weeks?
Paper Bag - 1 month?
Newspaper - 1.5 months?
Apple Core - 2 months?
Cardboard - 2 months?
Cotton Glove - 3 months?
Orange peels - 6 months?
Plywood - 1-3 years?
Wool Sock - 1-5 years?
Milk Cartons - 5 years?
Cigarette Butts - 10-12 years?
Leather shoes - 25-40 years?
Tinned Steel Can - 50 years?
Foamed Plastic Cups - 50 years?
Rubber-Boot Sole - 50-80 years?
Plastic containers - 50-80 years?
Aluminum Can - 200-500 years?
Plastic Bottles - 450 years?
Disposable Diapers - 550 years?
Mono
Plastic Bags - 200-1000 years?
Glass - 1-2 million years?
Thursday, 20 February 2014
Facebook rejected WhatsApp co-founder Brian Acton for a job in 2009
Facebook is betting huge on mobile with an eye-popping cash-and-stock deal worth up to $19 billionfor Internet Age smartphone messaging service WhatsApp.
The surprise, mega-deal announced on Wednesday bolsters the world's biggest social network - which has more than 1.2 billion members - with the 450-million-strong WhatsApp, which will be operated independently with its own board.
WhatsApp was founded in 2009 by American Brian Acton and Ukrainian Jan Koum. The acquisition represents quite a turnaround for the duo, who both formerly worked at Yahoo. Before deciding to go on their own and start WhatsApp, it seems Acton was rejected for jobs at Facebook and Twitter.
Koum, who joins Facebook's board under the deal, said: "WhatsApp's extremely high user engagement and rapid growth are driven by the simple, powerful and instantaneous messaging capabilities we provide."
In a blog post, Koum added: "Almost five years ago we started WhatsApp with a simple mission: building a cool product used globally by everybody. Nothing else mattered to us."
The tie-up gives WhatsApp "the flexibility to grow and expand," Koum said.
The acquisition represents likely the biggest-ever price for a tech startup, trumping the $8.5 billion paid for Skype - which allows users to make voice and video calls over the Internet - by Microsoft in 2011.
"The size of this deal is really massive and it will get people talking about a bubble," Greg Sterling at Opus Research told AFP.
Written with inputs from AFP
GENIUS AT SCRABBLE
1)DILIP VENGSARKAR When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE
2)PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
3)MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
4)DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROO M
SPARKLING DRIVE
2)PRINCESS DIANA When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
3)MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
4)DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROO M
5)ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
6)DESPERATION When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
A ROPE ENDS IT
7)THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
8)A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
9) MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Saturday, 15 February 2014
One liners -- Hidden meanings in Company talk
Today's Professional Management FUNDAS
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15.."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
PRICELESS WORDS
A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said,
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"
Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said,
"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"
Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "
There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can't buy
Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS "
There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can't buy
CONFIDENCE - TRUST - HOPE
CONFIDENCE
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy Came with an Umbrella,
That’s Confidence
TRUST
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby
When you throw him in the air, he laughs...... because he knows you will catch him;
That’s Trust
HOPE
Every night we go to bed,
We have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning but still you have plans for the coming day ;
That’s Hope
HAVE CONFIDENCE, TRUST & NEVER LOSE HOPE
Friday, 14 February 2014
Save Earth....
SAVE Environment!!! SAVE EARTH!!!
It is well-known fact that we, as a generation of Indians are at the threshold of the most humongous threat to our environment. It is imperative that we take as many steps as feasible to reverse this damage. As citizens of the planet, and as Indians, if we don't then who will?
1. There is a cute small round press button at the bottom right corner of almost all monitors: Please make use of this,
6. Plastic bags these days indeed come in bright and flamboyant colours and tempt us to take them home with us. But the saying, "Appearances are deceptive" holds true for these plastic things too. Next time, hold back or go prepared to counter temptation with a cloth bag.
7. Roses, Jasmine, Hibiscus and Peas; All these saplings cost hardly between Rs 10 - 20 each. Can't we afford to plant these in and around our houses? Also, more importantly, caring and maintain them as they grow?
10. Use rechargeable batteries though it's an expensive product, its one-time purchase. Recharge when required. (Same applies to cell-phones, MP3s, iPods and Laptops)
“Heal the World and make it better place to live in”
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