Wednesday, 25 December 2013
MAKE UP/TIME UP
My Time's UP?
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live ."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 43 years.
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
(You'll love this)
God replied:
"I didn't recognize you!"
Moral: Avoid over MAKE UP
Tuesday, 24 December 2013
Monday, 23 December 2013
Tips for a Secure Password
Lets face it - everyone has problems with creating and remembering secure passwords. Thats why we decided to help.
Tips on how to create and remember your passwords:
Use the first letters of a sentence that you will remember,e.g. "I have 3 cats: Fluffy, Furry and Shaggy" gives: Ih3c:FF&S, or Bouncing tigers have every right to ice-cream becomes: Bther2I-C.
Take the name of the website and then add your personal twist, like your height or your friends home address (e.g. AmazonOceanRd). Avoid using your own contact details like your phone number or house number.
Remove the vowels from a word or phrase e.g. "I like eating pancakes becomes: Ilktngpncks.
Use a phrase from your favourite book and then add the page, paragraph or chapter number.
The Dos and Don'ts of creating passwords
DOs:
Mix letters, numbers and symbols, and use case sensitivity (upper and lower case letters)
The longer the better. Use passwords that are longer than 6 characters.
Change your passwords at least every 60 days, cycling the numeric values up or down makes the new password easy to remember.
Try copying and pasting at least some of the characters in your password that way key loggers wont be able to track your keystrokes.
DON'Ts:
Dont use words or phrases or numbers that have personal significance. It is very easy for someone to guess or identify your personal details like date of birth.
Avoid writing your password down, use a reputable password manager to manage all your passwords.
Dont use the same password for several logins, especially if they involve sensitive financial or other personal information.
Dont tell anybody your password.
When registering on websites that ask for your email address, never use the same password as your email account.
Sunday, 22 December 2013
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